1. Google said I look like a man in tights

    25 Mar 2020
    Unfortunately, quarantine doesn’t look good on everyone Only a few days into quarantine and already bemoaning the boredom?  It’s a perfect opportunity to clean out the roof gutters or sequinned disco outfits you never wear, but for some reason you’re “just not feeling it”?  I have a solution.  Mr Slager…

  2. Graphite: what is it? It isn’t lower back pain

    18 Mar 2020
    Like activated almonds served on a bed of brown rice, my blog topics arise organically.  Occasionally there’s a rhyme and reason to what I write about, other times, I divulge absurdities that are best left for a therapist.  Today I bring you both rhyme and reason.  Somebody recently told me…

  3. Artwork feature: Chip bandit

    11 Mar 2020
    Seagulls. If they’re not pooping on our heads, they’re stealing our chips.  Has this been your experience? Whole pieces of fish, ice creams, iPhones, slow moving children. These feathered thieves don’t discriminate. It’s all theirs for the taking! I’ve never had anything stolen by a seagull, but I remember the…

  4. The great pyramid scheme - commission

    27 Feb 2020
    Well, who do we have here then! For the sake of brevity, because he likes a lot of superfluous letters in his surname, we’ll call him by his first name - Steve.  ‘Steve’ - graphite drawing by Candace Slager Who is Steve? As you can see from the picture, he…

  5. Artwork feature: It’s alright once you’re in

    26 Feb 2020
    As 27 February is International Polar Bear Day, I thought it would be remiss not to revisit my graphite polar bear piece ‘It’s alright once you’re in’ ‘It’s alright once you’re in’ - by Candace Slager There’s no grand activist story behind my decision to draw a polar…

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